The Best Roast Of The Decade: Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Roast

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History was made on March 14th 2015 in California with the much anticipated Roast of non-other than Justin Bieber. Love him or hate him the actions of this young superstar have everyone from Alaska to Tim-Buc-Tu eager to rip him to shreds. Yes, Justin might be young, good looking, and famous. But lets not forget he is also a jerk, terrible roll model, and just a general idiot. So the event broadcast live nationally was defiantly something to tune into.

The line-up was perfect for the roasters we had: Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, comedians Chris D’Elia and Hannibal Buress, staple Roasters Jeffrey Ross and Natasha Leggero, as well as former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal. Hosting this Roast was Kevin Hart.

I have never had so much fun watching someone get ripped to shreds publicly. Below are some of the best roasts from the evening:

Ludacris: “You’re not tough, Justin. I’m here to let you know, man. I know you’ve been on Ellen 14 times. You act so much like a pussy on the show, Ellen tried to eat you.”

Shaquille O’Neal: “Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn’t even score that low, and he uses your music to fuckin’ torture people.”

Chris D’Elia: “You look like Sisqo f@#ked Peter Pan and then got cast on Orange Is the New Black.

Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now.”

Snoop Dogg: “You have released so many horrible and unwatchable videos, you should change your name to Vanilla ISIS.”

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And Bieber finished it off in a true ballers fashion.

Justin Bieber: “What do you get when you give a teenager two hundred million dollars? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”